Carbon Capture for the Rapture



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Carbon Capture for the Rapture

September 8, 2023

Hello we’re Oxy,
or to you Occidental Oil
For a hundred years we’ve been taking
oil from the soil

We’ve got the most advanced
Now check this terminology
underground capture and storage
technology – no apology

Carbon capture for the rapture

You remember us
Hallelujah
We’ve crushed tribes that resist
Like the U’wa, now do ya?

Sure we’re wreaking havoc in Peru
and pretty much everywhere
Small price to pay
To put our dirty underwear down under there

Carbon capture for the rapture

You know us, you trust us
And will forever
So of course we should lead
this endeavor, ain’t it clever

We’ll grab and store carbon
from the atmosphere we’re filling
We’ll save the day,
make a killing and keep drilling

Carbon capture for the rapture

Sure, companies like us
And our pocket politicians I guess
have caused a good portion
of this mess, I must confess

But we’ve found a way
To pull black gold from the air
Make oil and profit big
It ain’t fair, but we don’t care

Carbon capture for the rapture

We’ll even replenish oil reserves
down with the dinosaurs
Time for new underground
Carbon stores, and foreign wars

You’re hooked to our rigs
You know you’ve loved us
Let’s keep drilling
And trust us, and just us

Carbon capture for the rapture

Oh you “keep-it-in-the-soil”
Folks for you I do pray
Keep trying to protest
Get in our way, or have a say

We’ll pull out the stops – check it-
for this one even Jesus is impressed
Make you the bad guys
Criminalize protest, done, suppressed

Carbon capture for the rapture

And our friends big greens
Yep the ones who get our grants
Will help us with our image
Wash our hands with green plans

By now you know you can’t beat us
By looting or suing
So join us and ignore the
carbon spewing we’re still doing

Carbon capture for the rapture

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